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Grandpa Demotivational Poster

GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.

TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

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wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L

INHERITANCE - Thank you so much for always being there for me, Grandpa. Even now, you're here to help when I've got bills to pay.

TAGS: dark humor bye grandpa
Rating: 4.24/5

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WTFO - March 23, 2011, 10:44 pm
Don't be jealous like that, cowboy. You'll find the funny some day. haha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2011, 1:56 am
Funny, but I guess that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
WTFO - March 23, 2011, 1:14 am
Life's tough.
ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:05 am
Awww, you can just feel the love. 5


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!

GRANDPA IS 90 YEARS OLD - But thanks to Alzheimer's he thinks he is 19 ...

TAGS: grandpa thanks to alzheimer s
Rating: 4.72/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:45 am
d***, who woulda' thunk it? Budog finally came up with a good one. Go figure. 5
WereSteaminCleveland - August 6, 2011, 9:38 am
Perhaps the real motifake lies in the 19 year old in the denim jacket sits while the gray beard claims his prize?
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 10:52 pm
A love for real, not fade away...


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


Old Days -

TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.

SENILITY - Your kids will finally care enough to call...

TAGS: grandpa
Rating: 1.75/5

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GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.

Memorial Day -


TAGS: grandpa wizzard tricks
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 10, 2013, 7:51 pm
You guys are funny...
GaryO - February 10, 2013, 7:03 pm
OK, but did Pratchett ever use two Z’s when he wrote about wizards? Hm? Hmmmm???! Dog, it’s been months I’ve wanted to zzap Greeny (revenge) with, something… s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g…….he’s such a phooking great maker of posters…like, like…a-a-a-a…poster wizard
spacedog - February 10, 2013, 5:40 pm
All the great wizzards no those tricks(5L). @Gary, I think it's a Terry Pratchett reference.
GaryO - February 10, 2013, 10:39 am
He-y-y-y-y, if I-I-I-I’m not mistaken, I just may have actually caught Greeny in a weak moment….’wizzzzzzzzzard’ ROTFWMAAKMF! (rolling on the floor waving my arms and kicking my feet) FINALLY! The snowball from the freezer….BRUHUHAHAHAHA, 5L/FAV’D
rerun - February 10, 2013, 9:52 am

BTW - This is how I look before I have breakfast

Family -

TAGS: family grandpa death sad cherish
Rating: 5/5

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Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:27 am
Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:22 am
Thanks for the votes folks, it means the wold :)



TAGS: denial holocaust pain grandpa lied
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:38 am
It wasn't the best strip club... I mean, it WAS in France.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
That's a strange name for a h***er?!?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
I guess it's from not having a girlfriend right now!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Plenty more where that came from... but right now, the muse is upon me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:32 am
You couldn't save this for holocaust day...5L



TAGS: cubbybear grandpa chair motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.16/5

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Cubbybear - February 16, 2010, 8:38 pm
5/5 ol' master of MotiFakes


TAGS: death panel grandpa
Rating: 3.08/5

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LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 8:58 am
That's what they want you to think db...btw, when you had swine flu your name came up. I told them you were a Motifaker - that is the ONLY reason they gave you a pass! Okay, that and the fact that you're cute...and Lewis Black went to bat for you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 2:31 am
I take it back. I didn't know "death panel" was an actual thing. You poor Americans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 2:29 am
Your healthcare system....other countries DO have internet access LOL. Silly American.
LOL - August 17, 2009, 2:25 am
Like people aren't already dieing in our health care system.
Derek - August 14, 2009, 12:40 am
The "Death Panel" = the people who have to say "Sorry, but there is only so much money to go around".

SPECIAL HOME - After the incident, we had to send grandpa away.

GRANDPA - Loves doing his shopping on-line

MY GRANDPA SHERMANN BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Grandpa Shermann was once a Bigadier General in the US Army Marm division. He fought bravely in many wars until a mortar shell exploded too close to him and made him kooky.

TAGS: grandpa shermann jaubrey marmoset
Rating: 1.09/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 2:40 am
Way to subtly draw attention to your poster....1.
Jaubrey - March 8, 2010, 2:36 am
lol, bigadier

Quadruple Bypass -

TAGS: old people grandparents laundry love
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2015, 1:42 pm
Yes, old . . . floppy . . . sore ridden tongues. Yech.
GaryO - October 12, 2015, 10:12 pm
well, at least they still have their tongues...


TAGS: kids grandpa
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:51 am
Really? Why not? Tennessee rules, I brought you into this world, I can take you out. Balance in all things. Fiver

CHild protective services -

Grandpa stories -

TAGS: grandpa ain t lyin he swears
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:27 am
It also was the working uniform for the Navy (still is, 'dungarees' or 'dungs') and farmers, ranchers, cowboys, wore it to work in because its a durable fabric. I used to have to wear nice clothes to school until about 7th grade. Thanks 4 sharing, Cynic!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:43 pm
Awesome! You probably already knew this Mizzdizz but there was a time when denim was reserved specifically for prisoners. Nowadays, everyone wears denim without giving it a second thought. My, how times have changed.
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:32 pm
You'll have to PM the story later! I understand all the typos---I make plenty with a full size keyboard. We won't discuss what happens with my phone! LOL!!!!! Glad it gave you something to do! Wating in the VA has GOT to be 1 of the circles of Hell!
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:38 am

Can you tell I'm on my tablet? Sorry about the typos. In the VA ER, waiting for dumba$$ to get back fron xray. Long story.
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:36 am

When I saw thisph**o, my first thought was a poster about what's. Going to happen to that suit and those pointy toe shoes when he hits the end of the asphalt.